First Marathons: Shirley Wyant

NEWS FLASH!

Shirley Wyant
First Marathon: Indianapolis Marathon, 2001

Two older, but incredibly sexy, women were spotted actually crossing the finish line of the Indianapolis Marathon last Saturday afternoon [October 20, 2001] --still standing and with big smiles on their faces. When asked what further feats might be in their futures, they quickly answered, "Eating and sleeping...and possibly the track and field section of the upcoming Olympics." To which the dashing young reporter slowly responded. "I don't think so." The newly accomplished, but utterly offended, athletic amazons limped off in a huff, muttering something about his male superiority problem and brutally honest summation of the situation.

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